How to screw your life

Step 1 : born without any will in your abilities Step 2 : find a girl, settle down and realize it's the wrong one Step 3 : realize that is mainly your fault Step 4 : choose the easier path and find a job you do not like Step 5 : Give up your professional career because you're stupid Step 6 : find another job that you do not like Step 7 : do not return to your father's house and rent one you cannot pay Step 8 : insist in not going back to your childhood house Step 9 : agree to pay more 100 euros to support your childs Step 10: write it on blogger Et voilá, your life is screwed.